VBA: How to Code a Polygon Coordinates Importer

Somehow, a few weeks ago, no doubt as a result of my having enough caffeine in my system to  down a small hippopotamus, I thought it would be a good idea to make a KML to CSV exporter in AutoHotkey. I can’t even claim ignorance this time—I knew VBA was a thing. But the neurons firing in my brain blazed right passed the LOGIC center and crashed head on into the AHK FIXES EVERYTHING node.

AHK: How to Code a KML to Excel Exporter

I accidentally opened up a KML file in Notepad once. There are no words in the English language to describe that specific form of horror. It’s generally brought on by questions like: “Did I just delete every other file in my C drive?” or “How the shit did I disable my keyboard? That script wasn’t even sending keystrokes???”